Had morning labs this morning at local clinic and forked over the last of my savings to pay for the “pregnancy bloodwork and ultrasound package”. I asked if I could get a discount since I would only be getting bloodwork. The billing department was not amused. I am guessing they have to deal with people like me often.
Let’s make something amusing out of ectopics! Did you know that an anagram for that is EPIC COST?
So now I wait for the labs to be back. I am also waiting on an answer as to why my feet are so crazy bloated. I googled “swollen feet + ectopic” and discovered that my search engine wants to diagnose me as pregnant. Asshole.
(but maybe this is just an HCG situation…)
Update later this afternoon.