So Aunt Becky went to Blogher but because she passed out drunk and forgot left early she didn’t get a chance to pass out her swank business cards out. What’s a gal to do? I asked her to send one of her cards on vacation here in sunny Florida and I would try to show it a good time.

But I should have known better. Aunt Becky’s card had a mind of its own…

So here is Aunt Becky’s card arriving all posh and shit. I had to sign a contract that said I wouldn’t look it in its eyes.
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Then Aunt Becky’s card wanted to get some sun. Topless of course. Totally inappropriate for my neighborhood.
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Next Aunt Becky’s card went in search of some grass
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And was too janked up to remember where I left the spare key
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(read about more adventures of Aunt Becky cards here)

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