
So you know what else sucks? You know, besides the twice daily gut funk cleaning & peroxiding? Take out veggie calzones that make you ill. As in I L L. As in my night was comprised of horrible wound pain/sensitivity and explosive you know what. Week two of Motherhood has been oh so much bringing [...]

Warning: Don’t eat anything while reading this post So Saturday was kind of eventful. I managed to bust a gut. Um. Literally. The middle part of my previously wonderfully healing incision popped open. (but at least I managed to shower first. Go me!) At the OB’s this morning I was told that this is pretty [...]
[INITIALLY STARTED on APRIL 5; updated on APRIL 7] Well I am sure of one thing- I am now MTV unplugged. The bigger question is whether the gush that came next was something exciting or not. OB wants me to come in now to get checked. Hopefully I didn’t just pee all over myself. *********************************** [...]

“All good things come to those that wait.” waiting sucks…
Just returned home from my weekly pow wow with the OB and name obsessed nurses. My cervix is…drumroll…only 1/2 a centimenter more open than last week. Oh yes, my cervix is one sleepy gal. She is now yawning at a grand stance of 1 centimeter dilated. The kind of dilation that people have been known [...]
1) Double check, triple check that bag is ready to go 2) shower well 3) eat 2 bowls of generic captain crunch (with berries!) 4) visit GM 5) Get GM to talk to Snork and tell him to come out. Laugh when GM puts her hand on gut and shouts, “Mind your Mother!” 6) Walk [...]
Check me out all blogging on my due date and shit. Yup, just sitting at my desk and reading blogs and e-mails. Last night I stayed up until just past midnight. As if the clock would roll over to April 2nd and TA DA labor would happen. Now that it is almost 10am I am [...]
Warning: OB/Snork Talk involved So after I stayed up all night pulling my hair out over CSS coding I couldn’t really get to sleep. I was a bit amped and then there is the peeing issue. I have actually calculated that for every glass of water I consume (& my glass is about the size [...]

Warning: Snork related post Um. Two week wait of the most INSANE kind is happening over here. As in I have been waiting years (and years, and years, and years) for this sort of magical count-down moment. It’s giddyfying to say the least. And while I know full well that Snork will arrive whenever he [...]