Had morning labs this morning at local clinic and forked over the last of my savings to pay for the “pregnancy bloodwork and ultrasound package”. I asked if I could get a discount since I would only be getting bloodwork. The billing department was not amused. I am guessing they have to deal with people like me often.
Let’s make something amusing out of ectopics! Did you know that an anagram for that is EPIC COST?
True.
So now I wait for the labs to be back. I am also waiting on an answer as to why my feet are so crazy bloated. I googled “swollen feet + ectopic” and discovered that my search engine wants to diagnose me as pregnant. Asshole.
(but maybe this is just an HCG situation…)
Update later this afternoon.
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That’s a smart search engine…
Every time I google an ailment, the darned thing always tells me I have cancer and I run out to the doctors like a nervous wreck. I must also say I am glad that the search engines never diagnose me as pregnant. Ha! Best of luck with the results
Good anagram! Hugs