Dictated, but not read:

“Just so all you people out there in the glow box don’t think I am a total slacker I wanted to inform you just what the heck I was DOING when I was in my crib around naptime-thirty this afternoon. Sure, maybe I was being a bit dramatic about things, but YOU try pushing some teeth out and see how you like it. That’s right. Teeth. And whatever the plural of teeth is, because I pushed out more than one. Of course they were a secret until dinner time when the giant, tired looking lady with a classy eau de barf scent and a ridiculous propinquity for plaid, reached into my mouth to clean up some carrots I was saving for later and I chomped down to show off my new accessories . I’ll try and keep things down at my next scheduled nap, but I can’t make any promises…”

upstairs teeth!

17 Responses to “A message from the Captain”

  1. AntropologaNo Gravatar says:

    He sure picked a good time to get some new teeth. :)

  2. HereWeGoAJenNo Gravatar says:

    Genius baby, W. Very clever of you to grow more teefies. Now you have tops and bottoms and it is SO much better to bite the Mama lady with both tops and bottoms.

  3. JoyNo Gravatar says:

    Propinquity. F-ing awesome.

  4. CarrieNo Gravatar says:

    Ouch! All 3 of mine had a rough time with those. I wish you a much easier time ;)

  5. MerNo Gravatar says:

    Now that I know his side of the story, I understand the crying completely.

  6. NNo Gravatar says:

    Man, no wonder he can’t sleep!

  7. MelissiaNo Gravatar says:

    Poor baby, and poor you! No wonder you cannot get anything done and no wonder he could not get any sleep, he was busy “growing” those teeth.
    I am so glad that you have a place to stay, you will love the area. I miss it so much, it was a wonderful place to grow up and I have every confidence that it is a great place for a fresh start.

  8. KristinNo Gravatar says:

    Ouch, poor little man.

  9. shelliNo Gravatar says:

    during the bad teething phase? We gave her baby motrin before every sleep. Nap or night. a girl’s best friend.

    Poor boo!

  10. amyNo Gravatar says:

    hilarious, cooper woke up with the same 2 this morning. what a trip!!

  11. geohdeNo Gravatar says:

    Saag did five teeth at once a while back. I feel your pain.

    g

  12. alisonNo Gravatar says:

    TEETH! Dude, he’s like all grown up and stuff. B is VERY jealous of the teeth. Instead of teeth, we just have buckets of drool. MMM!

  13. HollyNo Gravatar says:

    :) :) :) :) !!!!!!!!!

    YEA TOOFIES!!!

  14. Hahahaahah – well, that expains that doesn’t it? Love you both!

  15. Aunt PattiNo Gravatar says:

    Hey Captain!
    It’s okay if you’re not your adorable self ALL the time. Mama and GM understand, even if they get a little cranky. You’ve been SUCH a good boy so far! I’m sorry the toofies hurt so much, but it won’t last forever. We all love you and your ladies. xoxoxo

    P.S. Mom, my mom rubbed whiskey on our gums!

  16. BarbNo Gravatar says:

    I see it. I don’t know anything about it though. :( GL with the stupid dr’s office.

  17. SamNo Gravatar says:

    TB says, “scissors” because he’s a man. Poor baby. Looks like something similar to being tongue tied.

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