Aunt Becky’s card came to my house and did some stuff

So Aunt Becky went to Blogher but because she passed out drunk and forgot left early she didn’t get a chance to pass out her swank business cards out. What’s a gal to do? I asked her to send one of her cards on vacation here in sunny Florida and I would try to show it a good time.

But I should have known better. Aunt Becky’s card had a mind of its own…

So here is Aunt Becky’s card arriving all posh and shit. I had to sign a contract that said I wouldn’t look it in its eyes.
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Then Aunt Becky’s card wanted to get some sun. Topless of course. Totally inappropriate for my neighborhood.
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Next Aunt Becky’s card went in search of some grass
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And was too janked up to remember where I left the spare key
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(read about more adventures of Aunt Becky cards here)


  1. LOVE the new card!

  2. Oh, I thought the card was yours… it’s still fun though!

  3. Oooh! I look HOT. Albeit a little pasty. Maybe I should use some self-tanner. And WOOT for #1!

  4. I am amused. :)

  5. Love your pictures! So happy to have found this blog.

  6. Hilarious!

  7. HA! That Aunt Becky and her business cards! I got mine in the mail and I am off to take pictures TODAY! YAY!!!

  8. hey…just got your comment! the amber teething necklace babies just WEAR, but don’t chew on….
    just wanted to let you know that. they probably will chew on it a bit…but it’s meant just to wear.

    the amber is supposed to having pain-relieving properties. something about the oil being absorbed into the bloodstream!


  9. Bwahahahaha…you are too funny!

  10. Hehehe. I have a bunch (I was handing them out the second day but she had TONS)and I have been thinking about starting to put them in all sorts of strange places around town.

  11. omg i love this! i am looking forward to Aunt Becky’s adventures and i now have some ideas for my own time with Aunt Becky (oooh, that sounds a more than a little drrty, eh? she will like that!)

  12. you are the cutest, ever. *adored*

  13. Do you have any cards left? First I need one, then I can get some for my buds.

  14. You. Are. Hilarious. Lmao. Because Aunt Becky? She likes the ganj.


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