Could it be the Universe has a sense of humor?

by on April 1, 2009

This is a guest post brought to you by the letter A for April and it is one we have been waiting forever for!

What better way to start a new month than with the announcement of a new arrival?!

12:01am

April 1, 2009

13lbs 13oz

All natural delivery!

Please Welcome Grover Tartan!

For more photos of the little one go here.

{ 75 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Tina April 1, 2009 at 12:06 am

Yea Calliope!!!!!!!! OMG, I was off by 4 days! I can’t wait to hear all the news and take a look at the pictures!!

I think it is absolutely fitting and wonderful that Grover was born on April 1. A good day! Enjoy the first moments with him!!!

Tina

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2 Tina April 1, 2009 at 12:08 am

Hahahaha!!!! I’m the biggest goof ever!!!

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3 Dallas Blue April 1, 2009 at 12:13 am

bWAHAHA.

big young’un, Calli.

You had me for a minute!

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4 Pepper April 1, 2009 at 12:14 am

Congrats! He’s adorable.

You had me going up until the 13 lbs 13 oz thing. ;-)

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5 Heather R. April 1, 2009 at 12:14 am

I would be soooo mad at you right now if you weren’t about to go into labor…… NOW.

I kinda knew when I saw 13lbs. Then I REALLY knew when it said ALL NATURAL!

You stink!

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6 Heather R. April 1, 2009 at 12:15 am

Watch your water will break in 2 hours and you’ll have him before midnight. Karma coming to kick your bootay!

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7 N April 1, 2009 at 12:20 am

:-p neener!

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8 Nancy April 1, 2009 at 12:21 am

you are such a dork.

(but i love you anyway)

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9 Elowyn April 1, 2009 at 12:23 am

lolz. Watch out – you could have a real live non-furry April Fool on your hands if you’re not careful. :)

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10 Sarah April 1, 2009 at 12:23 am

ROFL!!! You had me up until I saw 13lb. You….scamp, you!

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11 Kat April 1, 2009 at 12:39 am

Grover Tartan…clever. Nice swaddle, btw. Does lotsa (blue) hair run in your family? Almost had me!

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12 Meg April 1, 2009 at 12:43 am

He’s adorable!

Good one!

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13 Jennifer April 1, 2009 at 12:45 am

You are AWFUL!!!! You so had me going!!!!

I can’t believe how long it took me to figure it out! LOL

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14 Jennette April 1, 2009 at 12:47 am

Oh you got me!!
I did wonder on it being a April Fool’s baby….but i clicked for name and photo…hmmm I did wonder a little about the name, but hey, each to their own, and it was starting to grow on me….then I carefully reread and noticed the time of birth…and the clincher, the weight!

Oh you so had me for a long time!! hahaha

Yes, now you will be going into labor for real shortly and baby is going to be huge! ;)

Thanks for the laughter.

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15 Lydia April 1, 2009 at 12:50 am

You are a peehead.
I was so so very excited… and then… blue.

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16 Jennette April 1, 2009 at 12:53 am

….oh but the photo….soooooo cute!

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17 f April 1, 2009 at 12:59 am

i think he has a bit of blue jaundice?!

oh – your plaid blankets/burp cloths are in the mail tomorrow. they’re cute!

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18 Att April 1, 2009 at 1:06 am

Hahahaha. You’re ridiculous, but adorable. Give the “wee one” a hug. ;)

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19 Katrina April 1, 2009 at 1:44 am

LOL, you had me until the 13lb13oz! LOL.

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20 geohde April 1, 2009 at 1:49 am

Ha. I saw 13 pounds and hoped you were joking, because if that happens, well the joke’s on YOU :)

xx
J

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21 Nassima April 1, 2009 at 4:10 am

Awwww!

How… blue?

You should keep the name Tartan in mind for the next arrival, I think.

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22 J April 1, 2009 at 4:34 am

HAHAHAHAHA!

He’s so adorable!

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23 Bleu April 1, 2009 at 5:31 am

dork!!

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24 Murgdan April 1, 2009 at 5:35 am

Ahahahaha…April Fools! Too cute!

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25 jay April 1, 2009 at 5:48 am

that was all too neat and tidy to be believable. however, I believed it for about 100th of a second!! LOL!

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26 Shari April 1, 2009 at 6:15 am

hahahaha! Oh you got me. That was great April Fools joke!!!!

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27 Michell April 1, 2009 at 6:33 am

Totally had me until I clicked the link. I read that 13 pounds part and was sitting her thinking holy shit, natural, she’s crazy. Great April fools joke.

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28 Melissa April 1, 2009 at 6:39 am

Seriously……I had to check in right after I put my mascara on to get ready to go work, right? So, I start bawling right away, right? Then, I get to the 13lbs thing and I realize…this is CALI!! It’s April 1st…..

Too funny, girl!!!! Off to fix my freakin’ makeup……

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29 Shelli April 1, 2009 at 6:53 am

lol. The dead giveaway was the 12:01am delivery time AND your posting at 12:02am. Dang, that would have been good though!

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30 Rosany April 1, 2009 at 6:54 am

This was too funny. I almost fell for it!

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31 anabelle1122 April 1, 2009 at 7:17 am

you totally sucked me in.. fyi.. I think Grover is a fabo name… and you should most defintily use it!

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32 Alice April 1, 2009 at 7:38 am

I totally fell for it. Had to read the comments to get it! Just thought the name and photo was to protect Snorks identity! The 13 lbs just had me wincing for you……….I should have known! X

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33 alison April 1, 2009 at 7:38 am

i fell for it… COMPLETELY.

bad calli.

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34 Cara April 1, 2009 at 7:45 am

Ok – now I’m rooting for 11:59 …come on univerise – show that girl your REAL sense of humor!

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35 cait April 1, 2009 at 7:46 am

Punk. You actually had me for a minute. I should never look at blogs before coffee and a shower. :)

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36 sabbyjo April 1, 2009 at 7:57 am

man i’m a sucker :)

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37 niobe April 1, 2009 at 8:06 am
38 Mermaid April 1, 2009 at 8:08 am

Funny!

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39 a April 1, 2009 at 8:13 am

Too funny! Glad you’re getting some swaddling practice!

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40 Kristine April 1, 2009 at 8:15 am

hahaha..that was just mean.

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41 Sarah April 1, 2009 at 8:26 am

Hehehe. Just look at all that adorable…blue…hair! But I still picked today for the ACTUAL delivery. You know, just because I think the real universe does have a sense of humor. It could still happen, you know.

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42 Care April 1, 2009 at 8:28 am

LOL – Baby Grover is too cute! Would be funny if Snork decides to make an appearance today as well.

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43 Alison April 1, 2009 at 8:35 am

The universe is going to get you for that. You just watch. :-)

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44 MFA Mama a.k.a. "Eliza" April 1, 2009 at 8:39 am

*dies*

I totally fell for it, even the weight, I mean I looked twice at the number but thought “well, he DOES have big feet…”

You HAG! I’m with whoever said “karma will pop him out today and we will laugh!”

Seriously awesome. May he be *slightly* smaller when he really emerges…

Also for the record? When I had my oldest there was a FOURTEEN-POUND newborn in the nursery with him who was NOT a c-section baby…*twilight theme music*

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45 KLTTX April 1, 2009 at 9:05 am

So cute and furry! Good one.

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46 maeby April 1, 2009 at 9:09 am

Good thing I check the links before spewing baby-induced celebratory vomit :)

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47 hd April 1, 2009 at 9:09 am

THAT was just EVIL. EVIL!!!!!!!!

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48 Salome April 1, 2009 at 9:14 am

He has your eyes. I’m a little concerned about his coloring. Is he what the old folks used to call a blue baby?

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49 Io April 1, 2009 at 9:16 am

You butthead! I totally bought that hook, line, and sinker.

I’m so ashamed.

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50 Callie April 1, 2009 at 9:17 am

That is so not funny! OK, maybe a little funny. :)

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51 Jen April 1, 2009 at 9:18 am

Hehe! I would like to place a vote for the actual use of the name Grover Tartan. I like it.

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52 Samcy April 1, 2009 at 9:18 am

Haha, you go Cali – I *nearly* fell for it – but then I was like nah, how could it???

GREAT JOKE!!!

xxxx

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53 Dora April 1, 2009 at 9:36 am

Bwahahahaha! I have a feeling Snork is going to have the eye roll down early. “Mom! That’s not funny!”

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54 Jendeis April 1, 2009 at 9:38 am

Completely fell for it. Just went and told my boss about it before I saw the picture! :)

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55 Heather R. April 1, 2009 at 9:54 am

Waiting to hear the splash that will herald Snork making his debut today. KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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56 Jade April 1, 2009 at 9:59 am

i was totally suckered – and I even was grooving on the name!

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57 Kymberli April 1, 2009 at 10:07 am

Heeheee. :) Grover Tartan. *wink*

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58 chicklet April 1, 2009 at 10:11 am

Congrats!!!

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59 chicklet April 1, 2009 at 10:12 am

Dammit, why don’t I click over BEFORE commenting! I thought… uh, strange name, but sure.. You beotch;-)

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60 artsweet April 1, 2009 at 10:39 am

Totally got me. Hook line sinker.

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61 Mel April 1, 2009 at 10:58 am

Well, I didn’t last night :-) Very cute–you got me.

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62 Clare April 1, 2009 at 11:08 am

Okay. I kinda actually liked Grover… although certainly the child would NOT. That said, I feel for it!

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63 PiquantMolly April 1, 2009 at 11:44 am

I know, I was totally thinking, “Grover is a GREAT name. But DAMN that’s a big baby.”

I love him in his little blankie.

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64 Lo April 1, 2009 at 11:51 am

You had me for a sec. I second the vote for the name….

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65 Kristin April 1, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Bwahahaha…Love, love, love your sense of humor!

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66 Billy April 1, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Queen of nativities here!
[heck, even my name means - naive]
I am the one who not only thought what a lovely date to be born on [for my defense I will add that I don't know pounds & ounzes] and who smiled at the Grover pic [o.k, so the next link will be
for real, new baby's pics], but I s-t-i-l-l didn’t get I was being fooled even after opening baby’s pic!
Good one!

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67 motel manager April 1, 2009 at 2:43 pm

LOVE the name. Congrats!

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68 motel manager April 1, 2009 at 2:44 pm

AH, good one! I still do like the name.

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69 noswimmers April 1, 2009 at 2:54 pm

LOL…love it. I was thinkin’ “DAMN that had to hurt”!!

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70 shelli April 1, 2009 at 3:03 pm

Or, how about “Tartan Grover”

THAT sounds nice… :)

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71 Veronica April 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm

after that joke…. something better start happening… I guessed tomorrow!!!! so hurry up Snork and make a grand entrance!!!

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72 Jamie April 1, 2009 at 8:20 pm

Okay – I knew something was fishy when I got to the 13lb 13 oz natural delivery. I mean, we all know Calliope is a goddess, but come on!! There’s nothing natural about that!

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73 gypsygrrl April 1, 2009 at 11:25 pm

please name him Grover Tartan. for realz.
LOVED THIS!!!

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74 Paz April 2, 2009 at 1:24 am

Ha Ha Ha. Loved that!

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75 gypsygrrl April 2, 2009 at 4:24 am

i am still giggling. and the photo of Baby Grover all bundled? so so cute. you are crazy ~ i can imagine you laughing to yourself while contemplating this post… cant wait til you are making the OW OW OW post ;)

love you!
gypsy

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