Bitter and want to talk about it?

by on June 16, 2008

There is a new speakeasy in the Infertility blogosphere. A little, tucked away space down an alley thisaway. To gain entrance one must knock three times on the arched door and wait for the peephole to open. Once open you must identify yourself as being sick and tired of being infertile. You will then be escorted in, hat & coat checked in, and somehow a beverage will be placed into your hands. You will hear the soulful and aching sounds of a woman singing the blues from another room. You will hear the clinking of glasses at the bar. You will hear, from a nearby booth, a group of women swearing like sailors. You look up just in time to see a woman come out of a powder room, the scent of progesterone in oil wafting behind her. You will be at home. Safe. Protected by dark brick walls and an off the grid location.

Are you Mafia? Are you? Come find out.

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Kymberli June 16, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Smooth intro, Ms. Diagnosed! I’m raising my 40 to you.

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2 Io June 16, 2008 at 10:30 pm

Nice job showing that we’re a *cultured* gang! Wordup!

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3 DC June 17, 2008 at 12:25 am

I am sooooo mafia. Thanks for the invite. ;)

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4 Jen June 17, 2008 at 1:22 am

We need to open a place like that in real life.

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5 Jen June 17, 2008 at 10:16 am

I freaking love it!

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6 niobe June 17, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Love it.

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7 Clemency June 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Like it. But I don’t have a blog, and I don’t speak jive. Can I still be one?

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8 Wishing4One June 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm

I’m in yo. Peep it here

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9 katedaphne June 18, 2008 at 1:58 am

Knock, knock, knock. It’s the Barren-ess, Let the drinking and venting commence.

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