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#4: The Chosen One
It is with great excitement and ridiculous enthusiasm that I announce that I have found lucky donor #4.
After days of searching banks all over the world (no joke) I found my ideal candidate sitting in a bank one state over. To my shock the people at the bank could actually tell me stuff about the donor. My previous bank kept the money & the vials separate so whenever I would coyly ask, “So his donor #___ handsome?” I would get this canned, “I wouldn’t know ma’am. We are not in the same building. Will that be paid with a Visa?” For many reasons I had started to not be a fan of my original bank. The free toaster had begun to loose its gleam and well, none of their guys seemed to work for me.
The new bank, so far, seems so eager to help. So invested in my success. Not only were they able to tell me detailed info about the donor (well detailed in my asking what part of the nation he was from) but they were able to give me so much more. I was told how many births (very different from how many pregnancies) and of those births how many were boys & how many were girls. I was told how sweet he was. & in a whisper I heard the words I really needed to hear, “We all think he is hot!”
Thank you very much, I will take 3 vials.
Without further ado I present Churchill, my new donor. So named because of #4’s expressed interest in Politics and journalism. & because as much as I wanted to name him Beaker, I just couldn’t.
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I have tears in my eyes. Tears of laughter. Do you KNOW how much I love Beaker??????
What you’ve just described is the reason I love my bank so much. It’s pretty much a one-woman operation, so she actually knows, sees, and converses with the donors. Very cool.
Good for you. This is the one.
I have not known someone who has gone through this…it was very interesting to read about! Good Luck!
Here from Michele’s!
Hooray!
In honor of your find, I offer you this quote by Sir Winston Churchill:
“Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.”
Go Churchill!! Congratulations Calli I will send you lots and lots of good vibes and like HD says, this is the one! you deserve it!
Hurrah! Sounds like you have indeed found your sperm mate. May you & Churchill make beautiful babies ;o)
awesome news!!!! now crossing fingers toes and eyes . that all will turn out well!!!!!!!heres to gorgeous babies:)
Well, they say that with lots of practice, you make beautiful babies… add a hot donnor and you’re in for a lot of cutiness !!
Good luck !
Girl you just kill me. Good luck with Churchill, I love the name by the way.
And if you have a baby by this guy, he WILL look like him!
Another quote, paraphrased: ‘If you’re going through hell - keep going.’
I am glad we aren’t the only one’s wondering when we get the toaster.
We hope that Churchill will see you through the battle!
The new bank and the new donor sound promising. May Churchill be just the man to lead the way to success!
Hooray for new donor. I think he is hot, too. And I love that the bank actually is staffed by real women this time.
I was also thrilled when the receptionist at our clinic wanted to know the donors phone number because he was yummy
Best of luck! Thanks for stopping by.
Nothing better than a yummy donor except maybe first hand experience ;o). Visiting from Michele’s.
Can I call him Winnie instead?
Very cool news about the new donor. I hope Winnie does the trick!
I’ve always liked his “if you’re going through hell, keep going” quote.